THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER: ANNA NICOLE KILLER CAUGHT ON VIDEO!

Okay, I am running out immediately to get the new issue of The National Enquirer simply because I am totally freaked by the creepy picture on the cover of Anna Nicole's supposed killer caught on camera and the story of how this murderer staged her death as an overdose. Speaking of her death, when will we get those autopsy and cause of death results already?? Also in this week's issue, just in time for her release from rehab, The Enquirer welcomes Britney Spears back with what looks to possibly be deets on those scandalous pictures being shopped around of her allegedly doing naughty, naughty things with those club dancers who she was caught on camera with changing into their bikinis. With a headline like "Cocaine and Sex" it looks like Ms. Spears may have borrowed more than skanky bathing suits and fishnets. Eech!
Cover provided by The National Enquirer