SHANNEN DOHERTY TO SUE STAR MAGAZINE OVER THIS...

Star cover courtesy of popbytes

Shannen Doherty is pissed off at Star Magazine over their most recent cover questioning whether or not she has had drastic plastic surgery on her face. Shannen was a guest host on today's The View where she revealed how horrified she was to learn of the magazine cover. After Shannen denied ever having plastic surgery on her face, she told the ladies:

"No. I'm actually willing to go so far as to go sit down with whatever plastic surgeon they want to put in front of me who can inspect my face. "I went to work and my lovely hairdresser David came to me and said, 'Oh my God, did you see the cover of Star?' and I went, 'No, why?' He told me and then he pulled it up online." "Production got halted for about an hour and a half because I was sobbing uncontrollably. "If you didn't have it (plastic surgery) and they're saying that you did, then it's embarrassing, it's humiliating. "I don't know if anybodies noticed, but I've pretty much been hiding out as much as humanly possible. I've been trying to stay out of the press because I just don't want it in my life anymore. "I hired a litigator and I'm willing to put as much money behind a lawsuit as humanly possible, just to sort of teach them a lesson."

Good for Shannen. Who knows what possessed Star Magazine to do that cover on Shannen anyway considering she has not been in the spotlight lately. By the way, I saw a preview episode of her upcoming show Breaking Up With Shannen Doherty and it is horrifically, wonderfully, terrible (which is a thumbs up in my book of tv picks). Anyway, like I've said before...I've seen Shannen in person. Yes, she has the lopsided eyes, but she is a very pretty girl and does not have a plastic surgery face (aka Tori Spelling). Star took a picture of her from when she was about 17 years old and compared it to how she looks in her 30's. Any woman knows the fullness in your face changes dramatically from your teen years to your mid 20's. It looks like Star Magazine just took the opportunity to exploit a really horrible picture of Shannen and ran with it. First they get their asses sued for saying Reese Witherspoon is pregnant and now they insinuate Shannen Doherty has a fake face? Lame!

Source: Contact Music

MEL GIBSON CHECKS INTO REHAB.

Star magazine is reporting that Mel Gibson has checked into rehab. His rep told the magazine Mel is in a recovery program for addiction to the drink. I'm sure this comes as no surprise to anyone after what happened Friday. Read more from Star Magazine HERE.

MATTHEW PERRY VS. THE ELDERLY.

So much scandal is going down in Hollywood this week! The latest horror to burn up the gossip train is that former Friends star Matthew Perry reportedly is rude to the elderly. *snicker* Some ol biddy in his apartment building has complained that when she runs into Perry in the elevator, he never says hello. She went as far to call Page Six and tell them, "He never responds when we say hello! Every time one of us walks into the elevator and he is there, we always say 'hi' because it is nice and neighborly, and he always looks away and ignores us. Most people don't know who he is - they didn't watch 'Friends,' they watched 'Golden Girls.' Who does he think he is?" Um, maybe someone who doesn't want to talk to your ass because you'll call up Page Six trying to sell a story??

Source: Page Six

LITTLE TORI SPELLING LIKES IT HARDCORE.

Tori Spelling is still on her neverending quest to prove to everyone how cool she is. Her most recent move is telling Giant magazine that she and her new husband like to watch the hardcore porn that they get from sugardvd.com. The owner of the website was reportedly so thrilled with Tori giving his site a shout out that in addition to promising Tori free porn for life, he promised Page Six a list of all the dirty movies Tori and Dean have enjoyed popcorn to. Not surprisingly, Tori's peeps were not pleased and told the guy he better not print that dirty list up for anyone. Yeah, whatever. Oh Toto doll, don't you know you'd be a lot cooler if you had the cahones (or maybe I should say, fake titties) to walk into the Hustler store on Sunset and buy your porn in person, not order it online? Amateur!

Source: Page Six

NICK LACHEY ACCUSED OF ROUGHING UP CAMERA PHONE SNAPPING TEEN.

Some teenage weasel is accusing Nick Lachey of rouging him up after the punk tried to take a picture of Nick in an elevator with his camera phone. Younes Renak, 18, said he was in an elevator in the building that Nick's new squeeze Vanessa Minillo lives, when Nick "went crazy when he tried to snap a photo of him inside an elevator at 2am, and began pushing him around." Nick's lawyers are saying that it was just not a matter of a kid trying to take a picture with his cell phone, but that the teen in question "started harassing Lachey at a drugstore and then followed him into the building and the elevator." The punk ass kid is now considering suing Lachey and putting another notch on the list of frivolous lawsuits in America. Hooray! Renak's lawyer adds, "It was a cell phone (camera), wasn't a paparazzi kind of thing. We're talking about an 18-year-old kid taking in life in the big city."

Oh give me a break!! I am the first to admit that I am totally impartial to Nick and more than likely always take his side. But saying that, we all know that he seems to be a pretty mellow guy. Considering he is used to people taking his picture wherever he goes, I highly doubt he randomly chose to rough this kid up without provocation. I do believe that this kid was probably some obnoxious 18 year old weasel that went beyond snapping a photo of him on the street. Following Nick from the drugstore and then into the elevator of Vanessa's building and then going as far to snap a cell phone picture of him to his face is annoying and lame. With anyone, paparazzi or the average Joe, if you are going to pull out a camera and take a photo of anyone without their permission, in a private residence no less, then also be prepared to possibly have your ass kicked as a consequence.

Source: Contact Music

LOHAN'S MOM COMES OUT TO DEFEND HER "SPOILED CHILD."

Lindsay Lohan's mother, Dina Lohan, has spoken out against James G. Robinson, CEO of Morgan Creek Productions, after the fine gentleman wrote a scathing letter to Lindsay that got leaked to the internet about her crappy work ethic on the set of her movie Georgia Rule. In an interview airing on Access Hollywood Monday night, Lohan said the letter was "ridiculous," and "I feel when you are 19 (years old) it is way out of line. ... Maybe he has personal issues with whomever and it came out with my child." "I don't know him. I can't judge him. I don't think it was a smart thing to do to a young girl." Lohan had no other choice but to admit that yes, her daughter has been late to the set on occasion but defended her for last week's "heat exhaustion" incident, saying, "Lindsay was in 105 (degree weather) saying, 'Mommy, I feel sick; like I am going to faint.' She took herself to the hospital. She has asthma and in extreme cold or heat you can't breathe." She also added "She will win an Academy Award for this picture. ... Justice!" Um, okay.

Oh puhleasssse, Dina Lohan. The asthma excuse again? Maybe if you tried to slam some sense into your daughter to quit 1) her fabulous cigarette habit 2) staying out all night when she's working on a film, 3) her underage drinking and 4) her alleged drug use, little "young" Lindsay might be able to handle the heat like the rest of us. Sad that the head of a production company is the one with the balls to call your daughter out, when you appear to have no desire to do it yourself. Hey, as long as you can still get in the door at Nobu...
Source: AP

MEL GIBSON CALLS POLICE SERGEANT "SUGAR TITS" DURING DRUNKEN ARREST TIRADE.

Oh dear. It looks like everything was not alright with Mel Gibson Friday when he was arrested for suspicion of DUI. Reports have come out that he said some very bad things in a drunken tirade when police pulled his car over on PCH and that the original police report had allegedly been doctored "to keep the real story underwraps." TMZ got their hands on the unedited Los Angeles County Sheriff's department report of the incident and below are some excerpts of Gibson's behavior. Plus, according to TMZ, the sheriff audiotaped the incident and it is said to fully coroborate everything in the report. To read more information on the incident, check out the complete story at TMZ.

• Once inside the car, a source directly connected with the case says Gibson began banging himself against the seat. The report says Gibson told the deputy, "You mother f****r. I'm going to f*** you." The report also says "Gibson almost continually [sic] threatened me saying he 'owns Malibu' and will spend all of his money to 'get even' with me."
• The report says Gibson then launched into a barrage of anti-Semitic statements: "F*****g Jews... The Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world." Gibson then asked the deputy, "Are you a Jew?
• The deputy became alarmed as Gibson's tirade escalated, and called ahead for a sergeant to meet them when they arrived at the station. When they arrived, a sergeant began videotaping Gibson, who noticed the camera and then said, "What the f*** do you think you're doing?" A law enforcement source says Gibson then noticed another female sergeant and yelled, "What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"

Mel Gibson released the following statement Saturday:

"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health."

Source: TMZ

MEL GIBSON ARRESTED.

Uh oh. Mel Gibson was arrested on suspicion of drunken driving at 2:36 a.m. Friday. The only information available was that Gibson was stopped by a deputy after he observed Gibson driving his Lexus at a "high rate of speed" on Pacific Coast Highway. After a field sobriety test was performed, Gibson was detained, booked and later reportedly released on $5,000 bail. No word yet on his blood alcohol level, etc. etc. Gibson is said to have battled his demons with the booze years ago and had a DUI arrest in 1984. It's been reported that he started attending AA meetings in the early '90's. Aw jeez, I hope everything is alright with good 'ol Mel. I like the fellow.

Source: E! Online , The Los Angeles Times

BIG CHEESE TELLS LOHAN, "YOU HAVE ACTED LIKE A SPOILED CHILD..."

I know, I know, three posts in three days on that waste Lindsay Lohan is way too much, but this is just waaay too good that I had to let you all see. Even though her reps always claim what a "constant professional" Lohan is on set, the powers that be on the movie she is currently filming called "Georgia Rule" do not agree. The delicious Smoking Gun website has obtained a letter that was sent to Lohan earlier in the week telling her she better get her ass in gear and stop missing work, otherwise she will catch hell. James G. Robinson, the chief executive at Morgan Creek Productions, wrote the letter to Lohan. Best thing about it is that he's 70 years old and totally called her sorry, pathetic, unprofessional ass out! Grandpa ain't taken no shit! Loves it!

Here's a little samplin' of what good 'ol Jimmy had to say...to read the entire letter, click on the image below, courtesy of The Smoking Gun.

"Since the commencement of principal photography of Georgia Rule, you have frequently failed to arrive on time to set. Today, you did not show for work (all day). I am now told you don't plan to come to work tomorrow because you are "not feeling well". You and your representatives have told us that your various late arrivals and absences from the set have been the result of illness; today we were told it was "heat exhaustion". We are well aware that your ongoing all night heavy partying is the real reason for your so called "exhaustion". We refuse to accept bogus excuses for your behavior."

Booyah!

SCIENTIFIC STUDY UNCOVERS JENNIFER ANISTON HAS THE BEST LEGS IN HOLLYWOOD.

Anyone who saw Jennifer Aniston's last appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman knows that the bitch has got some hot ass legs on her. If Dave's ranting and raving about how perfect he thought they were was not enough, well now, there is scientific proof. Scientists working for Braun Electronics Company are saying that Jennifer Aniston has the best legs in showbiz. The researchers developed a formula that looked at "the proportions of the leg and thigh as well as the texture of the skin" and Aniston scored the highest mark of 14.67, over other contenders like Jessica Simpson and Christina Aguilera. Fascinating. Now if only they could get these geniuses working on a cure for cancer.

Source: Handbag

BIG BROTHER ALL STARS - AN EXPLOSION OF PINK AS JANELLE WINS H.O.H!

BB Fans! How do you like Janelle's HOH room? I want it! Oh yes, it was another great night on Big Brother All Stars! That asshole Jase is out of the house (nice crocodile tears...go try them out on Survivor you tool!) and my girl Janelle won HOH for the second time this season! The S4 has now dominated the Big Brother house for 4 spectacular weeks straight. Incredible! By the way, I am living for Marcellas taking out Boogie during the HOH competition. Oh sweet justice. Make sure to tune in to Big Brother on Sunday to find out who Janelle is going to nominate for eviction and to also watch a very interesting food competition. Mwahahahaha!

Check out Big Brother's awesome profile of Janelle before she came back into the Big Brother house for All Stars.
Bye, bye, bitches!!

OH DELICIOUS. NICK LACHEY'S NEW VIDEO: "I CAN'T HATE YOU ANYMORE."

But we sure as hell still can Jessica!

HILLARY CLINTON BUSTING OUT.

Daniel Edwards, the dude behind the infamous sculpture of Britney Spears giving birth through her ass on a bare skinned rug is about to unveil his latest work of art. Edwards has done a bust of Hillary Clinton wearing what looks like a lovely lace push up strapless bra, although it's reportedly supposed to be a low cut cleavage baring dress. This work of art is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006. I can hardly wait.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE- New York, NY- July, 26 2006—- "A presidential bust of Hillary Clinton is set to be unveiled at the Museum of Sex on August 9, 2006 at 10 am. Accentuating her sexual power and bolstered by the presidential seal, The Presidential Bust of Hillary Rodham Clinton: The First Woman President of the United States of America will be officially open for public viewing on August 9 for a limited six week run. Artist Daniel Edwards describes this new sculpture as capturing Clinton “with her head held high, a youthful spirit and a face matured by wisdom. Presented in a low cut gown, her cleavage is on display prominently portraying sexual power which some people still consider too threatening."”

Source: Wonkette

THE HILLS RECAP: "LOVE IS NOT A MAYBE THING."

Image via Laurenconrad.net

Good Lord! It's the longest recap yet! It's the episode of The Hills you've all been waiting for! No, Lauren did not tell Jason to go take a long walk off a short cliff, but Heidi and her loafer boyfriend Jordan were going through all kinds of bad relationship shit, so it's almost just as good!

The episode starts off with Heidi and Audrina (zzzz) going to lunch. Heidi is yapping away about her relationship with that loser Jordan and the fact that she has dated him for 7-8 months already. Unfortunately, she tells Audrina that she and Jordan have been "bikering" lately and that she thinks he is jealous that she has her "dream job" at Bolthouse Productions. Since Jordan is probably destined to work the counter at Hot Dog on a Stick for the rest of his life, she could have a point. Later when Heidi arrives at Audrina's apartment, she is on the phone arguing with Jordan and she is really pissed off, saying through gritted teeth, "Do not cuss at me Jordan!" After she hangs up the phone she bursts into hysterical tears about how terrible Jordan talks to her and is bawling, "I dont know what to doooo!!!" It was actually kind of sad. Then she goes on to tell Audrina that before she started dating Jordan she was a strong bitch, but now she lets Jordan talk all kinds of mean shit to her. I never understand that. Girls in bad relationships always say they "used" to be strong until the mean boy came around. Unfortunately, I think it's not the fact that they used to be strong, but more that they never had to deal with an asshole until then. Case in point: Heidi. Through her tears, Heidi tells Audrina that she deserves to be treated like a "princess" and not like the steaming load of shit Jordan has been treating her as. As funny as it was to hear dingbat Heidi say, "I deserve to be treated like a princess!" I have to admit that she's right.

Next we're in the offices of Teen Vogue where darling Whitney asks Lauren how her birthday went. Uh oh. Surprisingly, Lauren tells her that she had a great time with Jason. That causes Whitney to tell Lauren that Jason sure knows what the hell he's doing getting her a room at The Standard and says something like..."he may be young, but he knows what to do!" Little does Whitney know that poor Lauren and Jason ended up sitting in silence on the covers of the hotel bed and probably didn't even have any birthday sex. Oh yeah, and Whitney is still waiting for her flowers.

Next, Heidi is in her apartment with her new poopy Bella (yes! Bella lives!) and in comes meanie Jordan. Heidi decides to lay it on the line and tells him that she is sick of the crappy way he talks to her and that he better shape his ass up soon or she and Bella are outta there. Jordan can't seem to understand that it is WRONG to cuss and yell at Heidi when he is upset and instead tells her it's because he is "passionate." Eieiei. Then, he basically tells her that he can't change who he is and that is just that. He's passionate! He's a dick! He has really bad hair! Of course, Jordan tries to blame it all on Heidi by telling her she has a "princess persona" and Heidi, the true princess that she is was like, "I am a girl! I should be a princess!" At this point, Jordan is just like, "whatever dude!" and blows her off and starts to play with Bella. Then, when Jordan decides to leave, Heidi tells him she will see him tomorrow and that he can't come back that night. Instead of trying to talk to Heidi about this, Jordan laughs and says, "pfffhuh! yah right!" and walks out the door. Dick. Heidi then runs to the door and locks it to ensure he can't get back inside. Neener, Neener, Neener, Jordan! Too bad dingbat Heidi probably forgot she gave him a key to the apartment. Then, in the rejection of all rejections, she calls over to Bella and the damn poopy blows her off. This really pisses Heidi off and she slams the bedroom door in Bella's face. Poor Bella.

Jason and Lauren are out to lunch and she tells him her parents want to take the two of them out to dinner. A look of fear and dread suddenly comes across his face. Let us not forget that good 'ol Mr. Conrad forbade Jason from entering Casa Conrad after he possibly got a blow job in the stairwell from Jessica at the fashion show last season on Laguna Beach (Jason, not Mr. Conrad of course). After the awkwardness of the dinner invitation passes, Jason tells Lauren he wants to get a house at the beach with her this summer. I guess Jason decided to be nice this week and all is good for Lauren again. Next, Dumb and Dumber Jordan and Brian are talking about Heidi and now it's Brian's turn to give Jordan love advice. Oh I can't wait. Give it to me Brian (or should we call him Brain?). He comes up with the master plan and tells Jordan, "like dude, just tell her you love her! Get in a suit and tie, pick up some flowers, show up at her work and tell her you want to take her out to dinner." Fucking brilliant. Then Jordan, in the boyfriend of all boyfriend moves says, "I dont knowif I want to do that." And you wonder why she wants to break up with your ass?

That night, Lauren and Heidi are out to dinner and Heidi is telling Lauren about her problems with Jordan. Heidi is torn about what to do and wonders since Jordan is causing all this mess now, maybe it could be her easy out to break up with him. Heidi is in now typical break up mode, where she fears dumping the boyfriend because she knows she will hurt and that even though he's a dick, part of her will miss him. Lauren seems to think that if they break up, everything in Heidi's room will remind her of Jordan. Lauren the relationship genius then spells it out for Heidi and says, "Girl! Love is not a maybe thang! You know when you really love somebody." Ahhh yes, just like Lauren loves Jason. Then the big moment happens as Lauren asks Heidi if she is in love with Jordan and to everyone's shock, suprise and joy, Heidi looks at Lauren and tells her, she is in love with Jordan, but not "absolutely" in love with Jordan. All hail Heidi!!

Now here's the point that things started to get really sad and even I don't have the heart to make fun of it too much. Heidi is at her apartment calls her mom and tells her, "Mommy, I've packed all of Jordan's shit and it's all sitting here in boxes." Heidi keeps saying how she can't believe this is happening and it's so hard looking at the pictures of them together and seeing all his stuff. I hope her mom was on the other end telling her, "Heidi girl, you kick that boy's sorry bad haired ass to the curb! You are a princess and will always be a princess!!" Next thing you know, Jordan walks in her bedroom and is like, "duuuhhh...." At this moment, the waterworks begin for both of them (and I'm sure for some of you at home). Heidi tells Jordan she can't "do this anymore." Jordan totally starts freaking out and crying telling her "I love you more than anything in this world Heidi, I can't imagine my life without you!" Heidi is crying and tells him she thinks they bring out the worst in each other. Again, Jordan is bawling and says he can't live without her and now he tells her he will do whatever it takes to make it work. Heh. Of course he says it now. At this point, viewers are on the edge of their seats waiting to hear Heidi's response and fearing that she'll just be like, "okay then!" and take the loafer back. Instead, Heidi just looks up at him and says, "I'm done." Everyone cheer for Heidi!!!! When Jordan gets up to leave she gives him his key back and tells him, "don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, suckah!!!!" Okay, maybe Heidi didn't say that, but again, I prefer to remember it going down like that. Jordan then leaves the apartment and what do you know, bitch totally didn't take his boxes of shit. After Jordan leaves, Heidi is completly broken and goes to Lauren and they curl up in each others arms on the couch together. At this point, all the boyfriends forced to watch The Hills probably were hoping for some rebound lesbian action between the two girls, but unfortunately, the boys did not get their wish. Instead, Heidi gets up to go take a nap and Lauren is left alone on the couch probably thinking to herself how lucky she is to have such a great boyfriend like Jason.

Next, it's a reunion for Dumb, Dumb and Dumber, as Jason, Jordan & Brain are all sitting around in Jordan's apartment. Jordan breaks the news that Heidi had the balls to pack all his stuff up, take all his pictures down and tell him she doesn't want to see his bad haired ass anymore. Jordan is still dumbfounded that Heidi could break up with such a cool guy like him and is probably thinking, "but I thought girls liked to be treated like shit?" The boys start their little bitch chit chat about how shocked they are about the break-up of the seemingly "perfect couple." Jason the genius then lets out, "Woah, i'm in shock dude. I thought me and lauren would be done way long before you would." Silence. Thanks Jason. I can't wait for Lauren to watch this episode.

The next day at Teen Vogue, Whitney & Lauren are hanging out, probably steaming clothes or arranging sandals, when Whitney asks Lauren what she is doing this summer. Lauren tells her the big plans about possibly getting a beach house in Malibu with Jason. At this point, I fear that a new series centering around Jason and Lauren living in Malibu together is about to be created and aptly titled, "The Boo." God help us all. Later that night, Audrina asks Heidi about the break up and Audrina, the cold hearted bitch that she is, tells Heidi how different it's going to be because she is has never seen her without a boyfriend! I'm sure that is exactly what Heidi wanted to hear. Then, Audrina in all her tenderness says, "at least I got my buddy back!" Huh? What you mean Audrina? Aren't we supposed to believe you just recently met Heidi by the pool? If Heidi and Jordan have been dating for 8 months, at what time was she not with Jordan and being your little club buddy? Story editors, please pay closer attention next time! So, after an emotionally draining episode, it ends with Audrina and Heidi returning to "buddy" status and and getting all giggly about how they are going to go out together and hit the clubs as two hot single bitches. Watch out boys.

Make sure to tune in next week for The Hills season finale. What ever will we do when it's over?! Just around the corner is the season premiere of Laguna Beach season 3 which looks simply frightening. You can read a preview of the show and see a cast photo over HERE on popbytes. Jesus! Cami looks like a freakin' line backer!

SNOOPING AROUND IN LINDSAY LOHAN'S SHOPPING CART.

Oh my! What does Lindsay Lohan have in her shopping cart? The National Enquirer mysteriously got their hands on what they call "a late night receipt" for a convenience store with the name Lindsay Lohan on it (how ever do they do that?), and although her rep would not confirm or deny it belongs to the Lindsay Lohan, what is for sure is the Lindsay Lohan on this receipt sure likes to buy a bunch of crap. I know you probably figure she'd be stacked with a bottle of Jack and a box of Marlboro's, but according to The Enquirer, this Lindsay preferred the likes of Ham & Cheese Hot Pockets, a couple bottles of White Zin, Trojan Magnum condoms (lucky bitch), Unisom Sleep aid pills, two bottles of NyQuil, Claritin, Sudafed, whip cream, and Doritos. Woah. And people have the nerve to call Britney Spears white trash!
Source: The National Enquirer

LINDSAY LOHAN CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT.

Oh poor Lindsay Lohan. She was taken to a Los Angeles hospital after being overcome by heat on the set of her new movie "Georgia Rule." Her rep reports that she was given a B-12 shot and treated for overheating and dehydration and is expected to return to work tomorrow. Poor Lindsay was apparently working for 12 hours yesterday in 105 degree heat. Boofrickityhoo! Shit, it was hot in L.A. yesterday but I walked my ass over to Starbucks and did just fine. Plus, I have no sympathy for that biatch being taken to a hospital in a "private car" after she probably had a damn airconditioned trailer on set. What about the frycooks? What about the extras who get stuck sitting on the curb? How are they doing? Forget Lohan, we've got the elderly dying of heat out here!

Source: KTLA

THE WAXY PITTS.

Sweet Jesus! This is going to give me nightmares!

Creepy images via: The Superficial

Related post: Angelina's kids get the shaft as Shiloh Jolie is made with wax.

A SHITLOAD OF WEDDINGS CALLED OFF IN THIS WEEK'S NATIONAL ENQUIRER.

Wow! There is just a bunch of crazy ass tabloid madness going down this week! I love it!! According to the new issue of The National Enquirer, it looks as though things aren't rosey in Hollywood where Angie, Katie and Jennifer's weddings are concerned. Seriously though, I will read endless junk about Jennifer and Vince and still skim over Angie and Brad, but does anyone really give a crap about Katie Couric's wedding?? Also in the issue, apparently The Enquirer must have had a top secret spy with a food scale trailing dear Oprah on a recent cross country trip because they are claiming she took part in a "cross country eating binge, chowing down 45,000 calories in only 11 days." Uh oh. That's not normal? As always, I love me some Oprah and she can eat as much as she wants for all I care. Hell, I like her so much I'd even serve pizza on a plate to the lady if she asked.

For all the dirt and more, make sure to pick up the new issue of The National Enquirer on newsstands this week!

TORI SPELLING SHUT OUT OF DADDY'S WILL.

Wow. Tori Spelling has landed herself yet another cover of US Weekly. It's being reported that a couple months before Aaron Spelling died, there were some changes to his will. Those changes may have included substantially cutting Tori's share of her father's fortune and fingers are being pointed at mama Candy Spelling as the responsible party. US Weekly has a source that claims Tori is set to only inherit $200,000 in cash and another $600,000 in private investments good 'ol daddy Aaron set up for her. This money is roughly only .16% of her father's fortune. It is said that Tori allegedly plans on contesting the will, because at the time it was changed her father was suffering from Alzheimers and not of sound mind. I have to say if this is true, good for her. I doubt there was any way Aaron would have wanted his baby girl to get nothing. For real. In the new issue, US Weekly also claims that Tori never had as much money as everyone thought and actually has been supporting herself since she was a teenager. They say she never let her friends know until recently that she has not been living off daddy's credit card because she was embarrassed that she was pinching pennies and living off her own money. Shit, by the way that girl dresses, I doubt she was really pinching pennies, but I do believe she made her money from working on 90210 and those fabulous Lifetime movies. Needless to say, the money from that probably wasn't half bad, but it no way compared to having endless access to her father's bank account.

Source: US Weekly

HUH? LANCE BASS IS GAY?

Yeah, yeah, I'm feigning my shock about dear Lance Bass for any of you who didn't get the sarcasm (yes, even with a headline like this, there are still some out there). Unless you've been living underground (ok, not even underground, lets say, underwater) you've heard the rumors for years about the 'N Sync boybander being gay. Well, the 'ol chap has decided to officially come out in this week's PEOPLE magazine and confirm, "F*&k yeah! I'm Gay!" Okay, first off...forget about him being gay, I am more concerned about PEOPLE's horrible cover photo! Lance is fairly decent looking dude, you're telling me they couldn't do better than that??

Anyway, Lance said his decision to come out now was because the "gay rumors" were really getting in the way of his day to day life and he wanted to officially out himself before some other motherchucker did. He told PEOPLE, "The thing is, I’m not ashamed – that’s the one thing I want to say." "I don't think it's wrong, I'm not devastated going through this. I'm more liberated and happy than I’ve been my whole life. I'm just happy." Lance said he was afraid to come out during his hey-day as a member of 'NSync because he didn't know how the fans (mostly tweens) would react and didn't want it to affect the success of the group. Lance is now happy and in love and in a relationship with that hunky dude Reichen Lehmkuhl from the reality show The Amazing Race. Like I said, none of this is a surprise, but good for him for finally speaking out. Better late than never. He's got a lot more balls then some other men in Hollywood. Okay, I swear I did not mean that last sentence to come out the way it did.

Source: PEOPLE

BIG BROTHER VETO NIGHT AND MORE LIVE FEED DIRT!

Oh! Shit is going down in the Big Brother house! Tuesday's episode was filled with all kinds of good stuff and you can imagine how much more went on during the live feeds. I'm going to cover some of the stuff from the episode, live feeds and also throw in some YouTube links for you to check out so you can watch what I'm talking about.

Tuesday's episode was all about the Power of Veto. I have to admit, in the beginning I was with James wanting Chicken George out of the house, but after he and Howie had that little touching moment in the BB kitchen (cue tears), I wanted the Chicken man to stay in the house for at least another week . The POV competition was awesome. How is it possible that Kaysar can look hot with his head shaved like a gangsta and his body dyed blue? Seriously, I'm as bad as Marcellas when it comes to lusting for Kaysar. Grrrrr! And this is why the Iraqi peach is still my favorite:

From Kaysar's HOH blog:

THURSDAY, JULY 20, 2006
My Journey:
In a house of betrayal, I will seek out loyalty.
In a pack of lies, I will uncover the truth.
In times of anger, I will be compassionate.
Where there is hate, I will be a source of love.
Where darkness resides, I will shine my light.
Where there is emptiness, I will fill that void.
Where there is fear, I will offer my protection.
If someone has wronged you, I will make it right.
When you must cry, I will dry your tears.
When you are lonely, I will be by your side.

I pray that God gives me the strength to become a better man so that I may keep my promises and so that I may live out my life with dignity.

With Love,
Kaysar

*swoooon*

Okay, so back to the episode. I gotta say that Chicken George really stepped up to the plate by winning the POV, and I am more than thrilled that jerk off Jase went up in his place. And first of all, Jase needs to know what the real meaning of "backdooring" is. He did NOT get back doored. His little display outside before the POV was embarrassing. After he was officially nominated, he went to talk to Marcellas after trying to call him out in front of everyone and Marcellas wasn't having any of it. Right on Marcellas! Oh, if only Boo was by his side. Everyone is getting injured one way or the other, Ericka has a cracked rib from one of the competitions and Boogey, Howie and Kaysar all got ear infections from various competitions. Poor Kaysar got a gnarly ear infection from the blueberry bath and Howie had to play doctor and in a very funny moment, treat his ear for him. Things are going back and forth each day about who to keep in the house. It's still unclear if it's going to be Jase or Will that is getting evicted Thursday. There are so many different factors on why to keep one or the other. I personally want Jase gone. He has said really awful and disgusting things about Janelle (calling her a "bar whore") behind her back and has made it clear to anyone who will listen that he is targeting her. It's sad because before all of this Janelle would always say how much she liked Jase. Thankfully, she's now on to him. For some reason, Jase has some odd personal hatred for her that goes way beyond game playing. In a really stupid move, while trying to save his ass and get a vote from Kaysar, Jase told him how much he disliked Janelle. The idiot had no idea how close Kaysar and Janey were and just "assumed" Kaysar would not like Janelle because of his religion and Janey's "lifestyle." Wrong dumbass! Don't mess with my Janey! I really hope he's leaving, but I'll tell you this, that guy is working it to stay. Guess we'll have to wait to see what happens.

Another thing that was uncovered on the live feeds is that Ericka and Mike Boogey have a secret "showmance" that possibly started before they entered the house (so much for the Ericka/Kaysar flirtation). Knowing Mike Boogey, I'm sure he got together with Ericka because it would be "good tv." That's the thing I dislike so much about Boogey is that he is constantly going around saying, "now we've got ourselves a tv show" and acting out shit just for the sake of the cameras. Oh yah, not to mention, he's just gross too. I sooo wish my Dr. Will was in the house without him. Speaking of gross, I will leave you with a hilarious video of Howie exiting what the BB boys call "The Jack Shack," while Kaysar & Ericka are across the way discussing world events. I'm sure after watching, you can figure out for yourself what it's all about. Also check out Janelle totally playing dumb and f'ing with a drunk ass Boogey (ok, Janey is a little drunk too) in the bathtub to try and get strategy information from him. Bitch doesn't know who he's up against!
**Thanks to all the people at Jokers for the awesome screencaps and YouTubes!

ANGELINA'S ADOPTED KIDS GET THE SHAFT AS SHILOH JOLIE IS MADE WITH WAX.

Poor sweet Zahara. "Mommy, Mommy! I want to be in the picture too!"

For all of you who are going through Brangelina withdrawal (yes you, who wrote the comment in the other post), this is for you. Maddox and Zahara Jolie-Pitt have been unjustly and shamelessly shunned by Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum. A wax creation of Brad and Angelina's biological daughter Shiloh is set to be unveiled Wednesday under the moniker of "worlds most famous baby." Oh God help us. According to the museum, the wax baby blob will have Angelina's "signature pouty lips and delicate features, and will be displayed in an "African-themed nursery," where it will rest "peacefully" in a woven basket." Standing next to baby Shiloh will be wax figures of Angelina and Brad, but Maddox and Zahara will be suspiciously missing. Excuse me? Where the hell is the justice for Maddox and Zahara? Why no little wax blobs of them? Does Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum think adopted kids from foreign countries aren't as good as pure Jolie eggs and Pitt sperm? After this and what is still yet to come, those poor two children are going to grow up with a complex. I can just hear little Maddox now, "Shiloh! Shiloh! Shiloh! I'm tired of living in Shiloh's shadow all the time!!"

Poor cute Maddox. "Argh! I think my days as king of the castle are done!"

Source: E! Online

IS VANESSA MINILLO TRYING TOO HARD?

Sorry for the slow posting folks. The gossip of late is pretty dull and no pretty pictures for this one cuz the photos are currently down on blogger. Anyway, even though I was happy Nick Lachey started dating Vanessa Minillo, I have to admit, she seems to be appearing a little desperate to "claim her man" lately. TMZ has a video here of the couple out to lunch recently, where Minillo, knowing they were in full view of 'razzi's stalking them, continues to reach over to Lachey for her "photo-op" and do shit like rub his chin. Throughout it, Lachey appears to be somewhat uncomfortable knowing he is being watched by photographers. Also, on a recent night out together, it appears Minillo was all up in Lachey's business trying to keep his attention focused on her. People.com reports:

"Lachey, in jeans and a button-down shirt, and Minnillo, in a red dress, began the night chatting in their booth with Russell Simmons before Minnillo danced on the banquet to Shakira's "Hips Don't Lie" and "Gasolina." When Jay-Z's "99 Problems" came on at around 12:45 a.m., Minnillo indulged Lachey in what would be the first of several lap dances. Shortly thereafter, she was up on the banquet again, dancing with Jamie-Lynn Sigler to the Jackson 5's "Want You Back" and "Sweet Home Alabama." When Justin Timberlake's "SexyBack" came on, Minnillo settled into Lachey's lap and sang it to him."

Wow. Vanessa darling, everyone already gets that your with Nick Lachey and I am sure that includes Jessica. The girl seriously needs to take it down a notch and calm down. Next thing you know, girlfriend is gonna be pissing on Nick's leg.

Source: PEOPLE

BRINKLEY'S HUSBAND SPEAKS.

Oh jeez. Here's the latest in the Christie Brinkley "my husband F*!cked a teenage girl" sex scandal. Peter Cook's attorney asked NY Post gossip columnist Cindy Adams to release the following statement from Peter about his wife and the affair he had with his 19 year old assistant Diana Bianchi:

I love my wife. I have loved her since the day I met her. Please . . . I love her."

"For a lifetime I've tried to prove how much I love her. This is an aberration."

"I'm sorry. I'm contrite. I'm stupid. Foolish. No excuse."

Cook reportedly has been a curled up, crying mess since this scandal broke and desperately wants to get his wife back. Huh. I never understand when you hear about men like that. They go and f around and then beg the wives they totally shit on to take them back? I don't get it. Ladies...just wondering...if your husband screwed a 19 year old and amidst your public humiliation released a statement like this, would you give him another chance?

Source: Cindy Adams

GEORGE MICHAEL NAILED IN A PARK AGAIN.

Yikes! It looks like George Michael might be back to his old habits. The poor fellow has been in a downward spiral of late and now, he's been caught taking candy from strangers in parks again (if you know what I'm saying). Ugh! Could that man become anymore of a train wreck? Investigators for the UK paper News of The World caught Michael recently in a London park "red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver." Oh dear. Just a few months ago he was caught by reporters as he was found slumped asleep at the wheel of his car allegedly under the influence of cannabis and now he's been caught trolling for dudes in parks again just like he did in 1998. The paper has exclusive photos of Michael as he was attempting to make a getaway after being nailed with the old dirty van driver. When the paper confronted him, Michael said, "Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!" "I'm not doing anything illegal. The police don't even come up here any more. "I'm a free man; I can do whatever I want. I'm not harming anyone."
See more photos and read all the details of the encounter HERE.

BIG BROTHER ALL*STARS: THE S6 DOMINATES HOH 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT! (plus live feed dirt!)

Photo Credit: CBS

Oh Big Brother, Big Brother! What a spectacular episode on Thursday night. I'm pissed that Nakomis was evicted because the S6 (season 6) was desperately trying to save her. After Kaysar nominated her, the rest of the house woke up and realized she actually is a big threat. The thing is, S6 wanted to keep her because if she stayed in the house, that's an additional person to have the heat on their back rather then completely on S6's. Not to mention, all Diane did after she was nominated was bitch and cry about her problems and I am so tired of hearing her annoying voice. Ugh, Diane, I don't give a crap if you live in your stinking car, you annoy me! Oh and by the way, the whole Mr. and Mrs. Smith rumor that I mentioned previously and that was covered on Thursday night's show is officially true. Someone caught a secret conversation between Jase & Diane on the live feeds last night which you can watch HERE. Anyway, who gives a rats ass about Mr. & Mrs. Smith? Both Jase & Diane blow, everyone is on to them thanks to Diane's ex-roommate Toni Ferrari spilling the beans and they will be out of the house soon enough. And what up with Jase not getting up to say goodbye to Nakomis when she was evicted? Damn pretty boy jack ass!

The best part of Thursday night was James winning HOH. Yes, James still makes me a bit nervous, I don't trust the guy nearly as much as I trust Kaysar, Howie or Janelle, but as of now he is strong with S6. We'll see how far into the game that loyalty is going to last. One thing that is bothering me about the show this season is that so much important stuff from the live feeds is being left off the actual show. If only it could be 2 hours long instead of 1! Take for example Kaysar's so called "weak" nominations. I know a lot of people were confused by them and thought Kaysar totally f'd up. Well, fear not. The show has made it appear as though Kaysar doesn't know what he's doing. Trust me, Kaysar knows what he's doing. He has not made a deal with Chill Town and he did not leave Chill Town off the nomination block because he is afraid of them. Puhlease! This is All Stars. In All Stars it's going to take a whole new type of plan to win this sucker, not just the obvious game of "take out the biggest targets" we've come to expect. Below you will find a 7 minute YouTube of Kaysar laying out his plan to Howie. It's a good one and if you can deal with Kaysar brushing his teeth during it, watch it all the way through cuz the ending is so worth it. Go Kaysar!

Back to Thursday night's show ... First off, don't get me started on Chicken George and his damn tin-foil suit. I feel bad saying mean things about him, but I can hold back no longer. He is a moron. Enough said. Fried Chicken is in over his head at All Stars poor fellow. I will give him props for trying, but it's really time for him to go. Another thing about Thursday night's episode is that they left out an argument Marcellas got into with James very late at night in the backyard over who to evict. I don't know why they left it off because it was great stuff. Like I said, the S6 were trying to save Nakomis, but Marcellas, who has been siding with S6 so far, decided to vote for Nakomis to leave. I love Marcellas. He's a very emotional guy and I guess he kind of got all up in James' space. Let me just say this, James was not pleased and Kaysar was prepared to break up potential bitch slapping fight between those two. You can watch the heated exchange HERE.

And lastly, if you're a fan of the S6, here's a little celebritory clip of the crew after James won HOH.
**Thanks to all the BB fans from Jokers who made the YouTube vids of the live feeds!

PETER COOK ONCE ARRESTED FOR DEALING BLOW.

Oh dear, here we go. The digging up shit on Christie Brinkley's husband Peter Cook has begun. The latest is that The National Enquirer has uncovered that he was arrested for attempting to sell cocaine to an undercover cop when he was 19 years old. The arrest reportedly took place at an "East Bound" rest station at Exit 52 of the Long Island Expressway (L.I.E.)., which according to The Enquirer is rumored to be a meeting place for gay men seeking anonymous sex. Ha, I love how The Enquirer throws in that "little" detail. Anyway, If this story was more recent I would be excited about it, but it pretty much just seems like a case of being young and stupid. Now he is just older and a cheater.
To learn more, check out The National Enquirer's story here.

COPS SUSPECT ALCOHOL IN OSMENT CAR FLIP.

Oh dear, oh dear. An L.A. County Sheriff's sergeant stated police suspect alcohol "played a role in the incident" when 18 year old teen actor Haley Joel Osment flipped his car Thursday morning. Since Osment was injured after the crash (he suffered cuts, abrasions, a broken rib and fractured right shoulder blade) he could not be breathalyzed at the scene. Blood tests were taken although official results will not be ready for 3 weeks. If alchohol played a part in this crash, I really hope flipping his car scared the shit out of him. I don't want that sweet talented Haley Joel who always appeared so intelligent and so grounded to start going down the wrong path if you know what I'm saying. Oh dear Haley Joel, whose next? My sweet Dakota Fanning?

Source: Hollywood.com

PARIS HILTON RESPONDS TO CLAIMS SHE IS "AN OVERSIZED HUMAN CONDOM."

Oh! Oh!!! I am weeping right now! I have just come across the funniest f'ing thing on TMZ's website. I know everyone hates stories on Paris Hilton, but this one was too good not to talk about. TMZ reporter Harvey Levin does a guerilla style interview when he runs into Paris Hilton and her lawyer Elliot Mintz. Levin proceeds to ask Paris her thoughts about the mean things written about her on TMZ message boards and actually quotes to her some of the messages such as, "Paris is just an oversized human condom," "Paris is like a fart in a mitten. You know it's there, you can't stand it, but you can't get rid of it," and "Would you please drop over dead or commit suicide you damn slut." Yes, he said this to her face and she responds. I am just amazed that he actually did this and although I enjoyed this video tremendously, it's like, WTF Harvey?? Oh this is beautiful. Please watch the video here.

Source: TMZ

"I SEE DEAD PEOPLE" KID FLIPS HIS CAR IN CRASH.

Haley Joel Osment, the young actor most people know from the phenomenal job he did in the film "The Sixth Sense," crashed and flipped his car around 1am Thursday. I know you are probably wondering what the hell that little kid from The Sixth Sense is doing behind the wheel of a car. Well yes my dears, I must tell you that time flies and Haley Joel is no longer shivering behind his little ghost blanket and is now a young man of 19. Aside from the fact that I feel completely depressed and totally aged over this fact, I am happy to report that even though he lost control of his car, collided with a brick pillar which caused the car to flip, reports are saying that Haley is pretty banged up, but has no serious injuries. I also heard on Good Day LA this morning that he wasn't wearing a seatbelt, so if that is true, he's one lucky motherchuker. One of the best things about this story is that it's reported he was driving a 1995 Saturn which is so awesome when you compare him to other kid actors like Frankie Muniz driving around in $250,000 Porsche Speedsters. Puke! Now we just have to figure out the reasons behind losing control of his car... Oh please, I pray that reports don't come out that Haley was dipping into the sauce or something evil like that! Not my little Haley!

Source: MSN

THE HILLS RECAP: "YOU CAN'T JUST BE WITH ME?"

Photo via Laurenconrad.net

Last night's episode of The Hills was pretty uneventful compared to the past couple weeks. As the episode begins we find out it's Lauren's birthday and of course, any girl knows that when it's your birthday, you must go out and buy a new dress. Heidi and Audrina head off with Lauren in search of a birthday dress but somehow get confused and end up trying on wedding dresses. I'm sure a collective "awww" came out of women's mouths as they watched this moment while boyfriends forced to watch The Hills with their girlfriends tried to hide underneath the nearest table.

The next day, Lauren and Whitney have a meeting with scary lady Lisa Love where she informs them that they need to do casting for some photo shoot for Teen Vogue. Okay, hold up. I'm sorry, but if you are an intern, you don't do casting...you stuff envelopes and get people's lunches. Oh wait, I forgot, Heidi gets paid to do that and she's not an intern! Upon hearing the news that their assignment involves looking for 17-24 year old fresh slabs of cute boy meat, the girls start to giggle and Lisa Love proceeds to shoot them both with bloody eye daggers. Later that night when Lauren is out with Jason, she lies to him and says that she is casting a bathing suit photo shoot with all girls. When Jason asks her if any guys will be there she lies again and says, "no," because she is afraid he will get mad at her (gee, I wonder why). Yes! I love when Lauren lies to Jason! Tee-hee!

So it's the day of the casting session and Lauren and Whitney are swimming in foine young men. Whitney looks like she is picturing what every cute boy looks like naked and keeps telling them to take their shirts off. Lauren on the other hand just stands back and takes the photos staying on her best behavior (boo!). Whitney is practically hyperventilating and is besides herself, drooling in cute boys. I love Whitney. Later on, Brian, Jordan and Jason (aka Dumb and Dumber and Dumber) are all hanging out together. Without knowing it, Jordan spills the beans that Lauren's casting session was for an all cute boy swimsuit shoot and by the look on Jason's face, you can tell homeboy is not pleased. As the other guys continue to yuck it up completely clueless to Jason's deal, he gets up and walks away from them mid sentence. Oh I love when Jason gets pissed!

Now there is a commercial break and they have a preview for the new season of Laguna Beach that looked like a bunch of teen bitches hanging out by Heidi Fliess' pool. It looks like total trash and not in a good way. Ugh! I am so over it and don't care about this new cast!

Back to the Hills...The next day Heidi asks Jordan if he slipped up and told Jason about cute boys being at the Teen Vogue shoot and Jordan is like, "yah, who gives a fu@k! Those two are both insecure and immature." Obviously Jordan has forgotten his own behavior from a couple episodes back when he turned into a little bitch after Heidi hugged a guy she went out on one date with. Now that Jordan has revealed Lauren's deep, dark secret, Jason types Lauren a text message saying something like, "How r duh boyz at duh foto shoot u litl lie are?" Now Lauren gets all stressed out that Jason is going to cause drama up in the hills and we all know how much Lauren hates drama. Before Lauren can come up with another great lie to tell Jason, her phone rings and it's him. Dun! Dun! Just when Lauren is all ready to be defensive about the whole stupid situation, Jason tells her he doesn't care about the cute boys (liar, liar, pants on fire!), but asks her not to lie to him next time. Also, if that weren't bad enough, he also throws in an "I love you." We are all shocked. I am convinced Jason was only nice to Lauren because it was her birthday and is really planning one of his little girl bitch attacks for sometime the following week.

That night Jason gets a room for them at The Standard Hotel and has a whole pretty dinner set up with little candles and everything. You know there is no way he did this on his own, so thank you MTV for making sure Lauren had a nice birthday. Aww, maybe I am being too hard on the guy? Hmmm let me think about that ... Nah! During their little candlelight dinner, Jason asks Lauren if she wants to go out afterwards and when she tells him she'd just like to hang out in hotel room with him, Jason doesn't seem to comprehend anything about that. For the next few minutes, they go back and forth with one of those stupid, "What do you want to do? I don't know what do you want to do?" types of conversations. Finally, Lauren asks him, "What? You can't just be with me?" and still, it seems very difficult for Jason to grasp the concept of just. staying. home. Gee, I wonder why. Sniff, sniff! So, Lauren gets her wish and the kids stay in for the evening to have a wild night in the hotel room, oh yes. Then, the episode ends with the two of them lying on the hotel bed with nothing to say and just staring at each other blankly. Man that was a beautiful ending.

WATCH JESSICA SIMPSON'S "A PUBLIC AFFAIR" VIDEO, IT SUCKS!

Agh! Puke! I just noticed over on popbytes that Jessica Simpson's video for her new single "A Public Affair" is out and it is so lame! Just when I thought there couldn't be anything worse than her song, the video comes out and sucks even harder! I am embarrassed for all the ladies in this video (Christina Applegate girrrl, what happened to you?) and I don't even want to know what Jessica is trying to do with that ice cream cone. If that's the way girlfriend handles things with her mouth, it's no wonder she and Nick got divorced! This is sweet revenge in a way for Nick, because unlike what we saw the first season of Newlyweds, now he has the hot video out and Jessica's blows! Ack! Judge for yourself and check them both out below!

A FEW WORDS FROM JUSTIN ON BRITNEY...

This week, US Weekly has the scoop on Justin Timberlake's interview in the August issue of GQ magazine. Since no one gives a crap about him and Cameron Diaz and all anyone cares about is what he's going to say about his first love Britney Spears, US Weekly featured some "Britney talk" interview excerpts on their website. Hell, I don't even hold on to the dream that the two will ever get back together, but they sure looked happier back then than either of them look now.

The early years: “I was in love with her from the start,” Timberlake, 25, says in the August issue of GQ. The two met on the set of The Mickey Mouse Club when he was 11 and she was 10. As his mom, Lynn Harless, recalls, “Britney grew up on my living room floor.”

The breakup: “When we initially parted ways [in 2002], I felt like she had a couple of opportunities to just sort of stick up for me, and she didn’t,” says Timberlake about Spears, 24, publicly blaming him for the split. His answer? “I fought back…I came up with a song.” That would be “Cry Me a River,” which called out Spears’ rumored infidelity with his pal Wade Robson (she denied it).

The last laugh? “I just hate what she’s going through now,” Harless says of her son’s seemingly troubled ex. (Timberlake, who says he and Spears don’t speak, denies advising her to dump hubby Kevin Federline, 28.)

All grown-up: Though he says he wishes Spears well, Timberlake calls his first love “so high school,” and refers to his “adult” relationship with Cameron Diaz, 33 (they’ve been together since 2003). “Justin moved on…a long time ago,” says Harless.

Excerpts via US Weekly.com

THIS WEEK IN THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER: SHIT HITS THE FAN WHEN ANGELINA WALKS IN ON BRAD AND JEN!

Oh dear, oh dear! What in the world could be going on in this week's National Enquirer?? It looks like a whole lotta mess to me ... There hasn't been a good Brad & Angelina scandal in a while so it's about time! The Enquirer is claiming that Angie "walked in" on Brad and Jen which led to an "explosive confrontation." What ever could she have walked in on? Unfortunately, as much as I wish they were caught all nasty, sweaty and tangled up in bed together or something scandalous like that, it appears that Angie allegedly caught Brad and Jen on the phone together. The Enquirer adds that when Angie walked in on this, she flipped her lid. If we are to believe tabloid reports, this is not the first time Angie caught Brad and Jen having a little telephone chat. After that, when Brad reportedly tried to calm her down and tell her it was just about business, The Enquirer says Angie accused him of having ulterior motives for moving back to Malibu. Hmm... ya think? Also inside the mag you will get the lowdown on whose Hollywood boobies are real and whose are fake, more on Christie Brinkley's scandalous divorce, Katie Holmes reportedly still miserable and now sleeping alone (poor thing does NOT look happy) and both Julia Roberts and Courtney Cox working hard to have more babies (good luck girls!). Oh my! So much drama in Hollywood!

REP CONFIRMS PAMELA & KID ROCK GETTING MARRIED.

Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock have decided to tie the knot for real this time. Pammy's rep confirmed to US Weekly that the two plan on getting married July 29th on a yacht near St. Tropez and said,“They’ve been close for a very long time and decided that now is the right time to take the next step.” “They couldn’t be happier about their future together.” Hey, as long as Kid Rock treats Pam right, I guess that is all that matters and I have heard that this "Bob" fellow is supposed to be a really great guy ... but that greasy hair of his! Ugh!

Source: US Weekly

Straight from Pamela's website:
7/18/2006
I'm Getting Remarried!!!

Yes. I'm finally getting remarried...it's been a whirlwind...spontaneous but well thought through. Feels like I've been stuck in a time warp. Not able to let go of MY family picture...it's been sad and lonely and frustrating....I've raised my kids alone in hope of a miracle. Well my miracle came and went. And came back and came back because he knew that I'd wake up one day and realize that I was waiting for nothing. I'm moving on...I feel like I'm finally free....I'm in love. I'm happy....I see the light...sounds dramatic but it's true.....I know some women can relate to this....My children are getting older. They know the truth and they are strong, smart kids. They love their Dad. They love their new Step Dad who they've known for years...time will pass. Wounds will heal. Some people may never grow up. Actions speak louder than words....watch!

PETER COOK'S TEENAGE LOVER SPEAKS.

TMZ has a video of Diana Bianchi, the teenage girl who was having an affair with Christie Brinkley's husband, Peter Cook. Bianchi was a personal assistant for the guy when their affair started up. If you watch the video, you will see she actually is a very pretty, but stupid young girl. Although she does claim to be remorseful for boning a married man. Oh to be 19 again! Since The National Enquirer broke the story Sunday about the affair, Bianchi has been weighing her options, obtaining a lawyer and considering filing a sexual harassment suit against Cook. Her lawyer of course is loving this saying Cook "preyed on her vulnerability, her naivete, her age, her immaturity" and adds, "she's got a great sexual harassment claim" against the dude.

Cha-ching!

Source: TMZ (click on photo to watch video)

CARMEN ELECTRA & DAVE NAVARRO OFFICIALLY SPLIT.

The tabloids seem to always be right lately when it comes to nailing celebrity couples biting the dust. Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro denied the rumors for months that there was trouble in their marriage, but now, they can deny no more. Married since November 2003, Carmen's rep confirmed to US Weekly today that Carmen & Dave "are amicably separating.” That's sad for the two of them, but really...even though I know it's none of our business, I am so over these celebs denying there are any problems in their marriage only to end it a couple months later. It's like, whatever! Just admit it! Anyway, as cute as they were on Till Death Do Us Part, putting a photograph on their wedding invitations with the two of them naked and pretending to be dead in a morgue kinda made them doomed from the start. Oh how I love irony.

Source: US Weekly

JOE SIMPSON TRIED TO SPY ON NICK LACHEY.

Creep.

Just when you thought the stories about the Simpson clan & Nick Lachey were over and done with, more and more keep creeping back into the scenery. Public opinion of Jessica Simpson's father Joe Simpson has always been in the shit hole and it's junk like this that continues to make people dislike the man. The NY Daily News is reporting that in the 7 months between Nick and Jessica separating up until their divorce, Joe Simpson had what seemed to an unhealthy obsession with the activities of his soon-to-be ex son in law. They are claiming that when Joe got wind that Nick, CaCee Cobb and Vanessa Minillo were all at the same nightclub one night (not necessarily together), Joe allegedly called up the club and demanded to see the security tape because he wanted to try and find dirt on Nick. Ew. Papa Joe is so sleazy. NYDN reports that a source said, "Joe was looking to incriminate Nick. He told the club, 'If you ever want to see my daughter there, you'll give me what I want.'" Good news is that the club reportedly refused to cave to his almighty Simpson threats and did not show him the security video for that evening. Papa Joe really is a piece of work. Do you think he has any clue that he is the one ruining both his daughter's careers and that when he pulls shit like this, people end up rooting for and loving Nick even more?

Source: Daily Dish

In the meantime, Nick and Vanessa Minillo continue to go out on the town and have a good time. Pretty damn cute. Photo via x17online

BIG BROTHER 7 ALL*STARS: NOMINATIONS.

Sunday night on Big Brother, Head of Household Kaysar nominated Nakomis & Diane for eviction. Although he made an "agreement" with Will & Boogey to weed out the floaters, the live feeds revealed that Kaysar had another secret plan in mind. Before nominations, Kaysar, Janelle & Howie had a strategy pow wow and Kaysar came up with the plan to put up two floaters instead of Will & Boogey so it would appear to the rest of the house that Will & Boogey made a deal with Kaysar. By doing this, Kaysar wanted to create dissention among the houseguests and get everyone pissed off at Will & Boogey for taking a deal. This way, Will & Boogie will hopefully be the targets next time nominations come up and not S6. On the live feeds Sunday night, Janelle & James are suddenly started to get nervous about Kaysar's pick for nominations and now think he made a mistake by nominating floaters instead of Will & Boogie. Personally, I don't trust "Chill Town" for a second. Hopefully this wont come back to bite my Kaysar in the ass if, God forbid, Will or Boogie win HOH come Thursday.

On Sunday's episode we saw that it definitely looks like Ericka and Kaysar and starting up a sweet, lovely friendship. I like Ericka and I can't blame the girl for having a little crush on him. The scene with the two of them in the kitchen was just heartwarming. How much more do you love Kaysar after seeing how sweet he was to Ericka when she was telling him about her break up with Josh? Someone who is really on my shit list is Jace. Aside from the fact that he's playing both teams, he said something the other night that made me lose all respect for the man. He was in the hot tub with Will, Boogie, Ericka and Chicken George and was talking about how he completely expected to be nominated for eviction by Kaysar. He then said he had been preparing a speech to say to Kaysar the moment he would have been nominated. To hear this little speech, watch the below YouTube video of that "good guy, I'm a family man now" dickwad Jace. I hope your family is proud, man.
Photos/Video via Jokers Update